4;th wall

May. 29th, 2011 05:46 pm
little_anchor: (WHAAAAAT?! USE SOMETHING!)
[There's the stomping of many hooves and angry bull-like noises. And the slapping sandals of a small child as he runs like a maniac down Route 36.

Because some stupid captain just pissed off a bunch of randomly misplaced Tauros, which turned this entire trail into a...
]

STAMPEEEEDEEEEE!!!
little_anchor: (Default)
[So Luffy's Ambipom has gotten hold of the gear, and is having fun just playing with it. He makes a few silly faces, pretty amused that people can see him on this thing. But from the scene behind him, he's in a room in the PokéCenter. Guess what trainer was stupid enough to let the poison get to him in the chaos.

Only a minute passes before said trainer enters the room, forcefully escorted by Nurse Joy. She doesn't look very happy with him, and is ignoring his protests as she leads him closer to the Ambipom.
]

You won't get out any faster if you keep sneaking out of bed, young man. You may be released tomorrow, but only if you can sit still!

But I don't wanna be here anymore! Lemme go noooow!

[Of course, the nurse just ignores him as she all but tosses him into bed and pulls the covers over him. She leaves the room quickly, too frustrated to deal with him. By this point, the Ambipom has crawled over to the young boy, and he sets the gear in his hand. His front paw taps the screen, obscuring the camera in a blur of purple for a moment.]

Aaaam! Aaam-bi-pom!

Huh?

[And Luffy's hand makes its way to his face, finger almost instinctively headed for his nose--but then he realizes it.]

Use it? Oh! I can use it to call them!

[Duh, Luffy. Glad to know the poison didn't make you any dumber.

He ruffles in his bag and pulls out a pokéball, then holds it up.
]

OOOIII!!! Maaariiiaaaa! I got you a ladybug! But the nurse won't let me get up and give it to you. Where are you? Do you still want it?

[Oh, and while he's calling for people.]

Oi! Romano! We still gotta battle!
little_anchor: (zzzz)
OIIIII!!! Does anyone know what Marimo's doing?

[There's a metapod sitting there, blinking almost. It looks pretty mad, but it's also... glowing a little... Luffy's having a bit of trouble holding the Gear up to focus on the thing--

and in a flash! Luffy falls, and the Metapod... is no longer a Metapod. Luffy's first pokémon ever just evolved...

And that Butterfree does not look happy.
]

FREEEEE!!!!

Whoaaa--

[It dives towards the gear, and Luffy drops it, scurrying away from his things and the new butterfly pokémon. It flaps its wings harshly and screeches at Luffy. He attempts to stand, but by the bewildered look on his face, he has been confused. When he reaches for the thing, or his hat--he doesn't even know what his hands are aiming for--Butterfree smacks his arms away with his wings, and then--

a small blue trail...

And Luffy passes out. He's just going to drool on his Gear. He'll wake up in an hour or so.
]
little_anchor: (chillin' like a villain)
[From the device, there's just lots of snickering. Luffy's trying to be quiet but that's, well... failing.

After a moment or so, the video turns on. and Aipy's paws are partially obscuring the view but the little thing's laughing. Sanji's completely passed out, and Luffy's currently going through his backpack. Rummage, rummage...

Oh! Jerky! Luffy takes a seat on Sanji and starts eating that while he rummages some more. He pulls out a berry, and the camera comes closer so Aipy can come eat that. And out comes Marimo too! Berry... or something. Luffy smudges it on the metapod's face...

And then wipes his hands on Sanji's shirt. And then a marker. Luffy promptly sets to becoming an artist on Sanji's canvas of a face.
]
little_anchor: (RAAAAWWWRRRRR)
[And the PokeGear turns on to Luffy groaning. He's looking kind of grumbly and sleepy, but the Aipom's stolen his device again.]

Stupid Aipy, give it back!

[The pokémon, offscreen, snickers at him.]

GIVE IT BACK! [And a groan and he holds his stomach. He's covered in sugar, which he's been eating nonstop until most of it's gone. The Aipom does not want to let go though, and just hops back; Luffy's distanced from it, and appears a bit smaller on screen. And in a few seconds, the view goes up, up, up! into a tree.

Luffy grumbles and fishes a pokéball from his pocket.
]

Marimo, come out!

[Psch! And it's out. The poor Metapod has no idea what's going on. He just sits there, using harden to defend himself...

Because Luffy's just picked it up...

And thrown it at his own Aipom.

The camera shakes and falls rapidly, screen going black halfway before just turning off. Oops.
]

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