wonders of a midget brat

I'm thinkin' of getting another gym badge. And some people by the gym told me she's got a giant pink cow!

So I was wonderin'...

[A transmission, in which Luffy shows a remarkable sense of thought...]

If I won, can I trade Aipy for her cow and have steak for dinner?

[And there's a loud, angry yelp from the Ambipom and Chimchar, while Luffy is grinning like he thought of something really smart. Yes, trade your starter for food. Of course.]

[Luffy stares at the device for a moment. The Aipom sitting on his shoulders is gnawing on his hat.]

Stop that, stupid! Just cuz I couldn't eat you doesn't mean you can eat my hat.

[He goes back to staring at the device. The view turns to the boy's little sandals, and his knees, and then back up. He's staring inquisitively at the thing... nothing. Huh.]

...what's this supposed to do? And my monkey. And this thing. Is this thing on?

[He pushes something, and his eyes widen, his expression rather surprised.]

AM I REALLY TEN?! This thing says I'm ten! I'M TEN NOW! I gotta tell my brothers!

ACE! AAAAAACE!!! SAAAABOOOO!!