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[little_anchor]

I'm thinkin' of getting another gym badge. And some people by the gym told me she's got a giant pink cow!

So I was wonderin'...

[A transmission, in which Luffy shows a remarkable sense of thought...]

If I won, can I trade Aipy for her cow and have steak for dinner?

[And there's a loud, angry yelp from the Ambipom and Chimchar, while Luffy is grinning like he thought of something really smart. Yes, trade your starter for food. Of course.]

Comments

[carefreeme]

Eh~? So you're the type of person who would trade your friends to eat someone else's friends?

[little_anchor]

Well, I'd get Aipy back!

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[dreamsoftruelove]

That's not a very nice thing to do. Why would you want to get rid of your friend?

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[little_anchor]

I don't wanna get rid of him. I just wanna eat steak!

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[dreamsoftruelove]

Maybe they might be in these little marts I've seen.

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[little_anchor]

In the marts?

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[dreamsoftruelove]

I saw one in the town I was in. I don't actually know what's in there, but people seem to be carrying stuff out from it.

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[little_anchor]

I think I'm gonna go look!

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[dreamsoftruelove]

Hopefully that was helpful. Just make sure you don't get lost, okay?

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[little_anchor]

I won't get lost! If I stay in the city, then I can't get lost!

Maybe I'll go out...

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[parkour]

[Pretty much laughing in sheer entertainment and this entire post. PEOPLE ARE SO INTERESTING.]

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[little_anchor]

What's so funny?!

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[parkour]

You, of course!

[seasaltkeys]

I don't think it works that way....

[little_anchor]

It doesn't?

[seasaltkeys]

No. You can't really eat pokemon. And I don't think Whitney would like it if you tried to eat her pokemon.

[little_anchor]

Oh... But if I traded her, they'd be mine, right?

[His Ambipom protests angrily in the background.]

[seasaltkeys]

Well, yeah, but...why would you want to trade your friend for food?

Also, I don't think Whitney would want to trade if she knew you were going to eat her pokemon.

[little_anchor]

But I'd get Aipy back! I'm gonna be a pirate!

[seasaltkeys]

Wait...so you're going to trade with Whitney, then steal your pokemon back? Because you're a pirate?

[That does seem like a pirate-y thing to do]

[little_anchor]

Yup!

[seasaltkeys]

Uh, good luck then. I guess.

[He debates mentioning this to Smoker. Seriously. What can he do with this kid?]

[little_anchor]

Thanks! I'll tell you if it works!

[seasaltkeys]

Yeah. I want to hear the results.

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[forhishappiness]

No, you can't do that. If you are hungry, let's go and eat outside.

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[little_anchor]

Cuz I can't eat her pokémon?

I wanna eat! Urrr, let's go eat!

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[forhishappiness]

'Cause you can't trade your pokemon for food.

Sure, any place you want to try?

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[little_anchor]

But I was gonna trade it for another pokémon! And then for food!

Uhh... A place with food! I think Aipy and Mud want some too!

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[forhishappiness]

It doesn't work in that way.

Meet me in the Pokemon Center in five minutes then.

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[little_anchor]

It doesn't? How come?

[What? Food on ma?! LOOKING FOR HIS SHOES NOW!] KAAAY!!

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[forhishappiness]

I'll explain you in person.

[ A low chuckle. ] Good, I'll be waiting.

[ And she will be there. ]

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[little_anchor]

[He doesn't hesitate. Once he's got his sandals back on, he runs right on out to go find Ur and cling to her legs.]

HI!

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[forhishappiness]

[ Have a hair ruffle. ]

Good boy, that was fast! So, want to try the ramen place this time?

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[little_anchor]

YOSH! Rameeennn! Raaameeen! [Little dance. It's the 'yay Luffy gets food' dance.]