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[little_anchor]

I'm thinkin' of getting another gym badge. And some people by the gym told me she's got a giant pink cow!

So I was wonderin'...

[A transmission, in which Luffy shows a remarkable sense of thought...]

If I won, can I trade Aipy for her cow and have steak for dinner?

[And there's a loud, angry yelp from the Ambipom and Chimchar, while Luffy is grinning like he thought of something really smart. Yes, trade your starter for food. Of course.]

Comments

[little_anchor]

It doesn't?

[seasaltkeys]

No. You can't really eat pokemon. And I don't think Whitney would like it if you tried to eat her pokemon.

[little_anchor]

Oh... But if I traded her, they'd be mine, right?

[His Ambipom protests angrily in the background.]

[seasaltkeys]

Well, yeah, but...why would you want to trade your friend for food?

Also, I don't think Whitney would want to trade if she knew you were going to eat her pokemon.

[little_anchor]

But I'd get Aipy back! I'm gonna be a pirate!

[seasaltkeys]

Wait...so you're going to trade with Whitney, then steal your pokemon back? Because you're a pirate?

[That does seem like a pirate-y thing to do]

[little_anchor]

Yup!

[seasaltkeys]

Uh, good luck then. I guess.

[He debates mentioning this to Smoker. Seriously. What can he do with this kid?]

[little_anchor]

Thanks! I'll tell you if it works!

[seasaltkeys]

Yeah. I want to hear the results.