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[little_anchor]

[There's the stomping of many hooves and angry bull-like noises. And the slapping sandals of a small child as he runs like a maniac down Route 36.

Because some stupid captain just pissed off a bunch of randomly misplaced Tauros, which turned this entire trail into a...]

STAMPEEEEDEEEEE!!!

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/THROWS ON THE GROUND

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[wow that sure is a whole lot of noise coming close to this huge Stantle-- i mean, Chopper]

Stampeeede?

[justicereigns]

[RUNNING.]

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO CHIBI?!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOOOWWW!!! [SCREAMING AND RUNNING!!!]

vdsngnfl

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

BULLS!!

[Oho dude look a reindeer. Luffy stops running and hurries a little closer, grabbing a pokéball.]

I'MMA CATCH YOU!

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

Eh--?! Don't just stop, idiot! They're right behind you!

[going to dash on quickly toward Luffy and attempt to pick him up by his clothes. RESCUE REINDEER GOOO]

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

{Guess who's got two thumbs and is a little badass... this guy. Ace is surfing on the back of one of the angry heard, riding out the wave of hooves.} WOOOOO HOOOO!!! HAHAHA!

LUUUUFFY!!! {And he's deftly swinging his pole around and thwacking the Tauros in the head knocking them out one by one as he leaps from one to the other through the heard. It's not thinning it out much but it's doing something at least.}

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh--OH! [and Luffy goes straight up! He laughs.]

I didn't know pokemon could talk!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

AAACEEEE!! [He grins and waves, and is trying to watch but he's still runni--

OH RIGHT. HE HAS POKEMON. HERP. DERP. He starts digging out pokeballs... and failing. Looks like Ace will have to keep holding them off.]

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

{The hell was that idiot doing?} Luffy! Just stretch an arm to me I'll pull you up here!!

{Yeah he didn't know you didn't have your rubber powers.}

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[mumbling something that kind of sounds like "I'm not a pokemon!" but when you've got a bitty captain in your mouth and you're not Zoro, talking is kind of hard. dashing to safety!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Where are wee goooiiiinnnggg!?]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I caaan't! But I can use Aipy--

[And he drops the pokéball and a bright purple monkey pops up for a few seconds... and goes right into a tree.]

AIPY YOU DUMBASS!

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[lol idk ¯\(º_o)/¯ but once them pesky Tauros are out of earshot Chopper will be putting lil' Luffy down on the ground]

Are you okay?

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

Hah? Why not!? {Thwack, thwack, a few more Tauros go down. He makes his way to the one at the front of the herd and grabs it by the horns. He yanks it's head left to right, trying to steer it away but it won't budge.} Damn stupid thing! TURN! TUUUUURN DAMMIT!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Yay safety! Luffy grins and pets the blue nose.]

I'm fine! Thanks, tanuki!

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[ghkjlf Chopper shrinks to tiny mode for angry flailing]

I'm not a tanuki, I'm a reindeer! I have horns, see?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I can't stretch here! AAAACEEEE!! [He'll slow down and try to catch one... okay no that's too scary RUNNING AWAY AGAIN]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Oh! Reindeer! [Patting your hat.] Thank you reindeer!

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

You're welcome? My name's Chopper. Um... where am I though?

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

{Getting angry at the lead bull and whacking it in the head a few times till it's dizzy with swirly eyes and everything. But the stubborn beast keeps running.}

LUFFY! RUN TO THE LEFT!! {Point pointing left.} HURRY DOWN THE ALLEY! YOU'LL BE SAFE THERE!

[justicereigns]

[Oh fuck it, scooping him up, you're too slow Luffy!]

Run faster bratling. [RUN RUN RUN RUN.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I'm Luffy! And you're in Johto! I dunno where it is, though. [He laughs and pokes your hat.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

But I can't ditch you, Ace!

[So he'll just keep running straight... like a dumbass. But maybe he can hop onto one of those things! Some...how...]

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[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[hgkdfs no you can't touch his ha--]

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

LUFFY?!