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[little_anchor]

[There's the stomping of many hooves and angry bull-like noises. And the slapping sandals of a small child as he runs like a maniac down Route 36.

Because some stupid captain just pissed off a bunch of randomly misplaced Tauros, which turned this entire trail into a...]

STAMPEEEEDEEEEE!!!

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I caaan't! But I can use Aipy--

[And he drops the pokéball and a bright purple monkey pops up for a few seconds... and goes right into a tree.]

AIPY YOU DUMBASS!

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

Hah? Why not!? {Thwack, thwack, a few more Tauros go down. He makes his way to the one at the front of the herd and grabs it by the horns. He yanks it's head left to right, trying to steer it away but it won't budge.} Damn stupid thing! TURN! TUUUUURN DAMMIT!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I can't stretch here! AAAACEEEE!! [He'll slow down and try to catch one... okay no that's too scary RUNNING AWAY AGAIN]

[mini-mera.livejournal.com]

{Getting angry at the lead bull and whacking it in the head a few times till it's dizzy with swirly eyes and everything. But the stubborn beast keeps running.}

LUFFY! RUN TO THE LEFT!! {Point pointing left.} HURRY DOWN THE ALLEY! YOU'LL BE SAFE THERE!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

But I can't ditch you, Ace!

[So he'll just keep running straight... like a dumbass. But maybe he can hop onto one of those things! Some...how...]