04 ;; [Video - PokéCam]

[little_anchor]

[And the PokeGear turns on to Luffy groaning. He's looking kind of grumbly and sleepy, but the Aipom's stolen his device again.]

Stupid Aipy, give it back!

[The pokémon, offscreen, snickers at him.]

GIVE IT BACK! [And a groan and he holds his stomach. He's covered in sugar, which he's been eating nonstop until most of it's gone. The Aipom does not want to let go though, and just hops back; Luffy's distanced from it, and appears a bit smaller on screen. And in a few seconds, the view goes up, up, up! into a tree.

Luffy grumbles and fishes a pokéball from his pocket.]

Marimo, come out!

[Psch! And it's out. The poor Metapod has no idea what's going on. He just sits there, using harden to defend himself...

Because Luffy's just picked it up...

And thrown it at his own Aipom.

The camera shakes and falls rapidly, screen going black halfway before just turning off. Oops.]

Comments

[justicereigns]

.... What the fuck?

WHERE did you get all that sugar?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Kaaaaz. [Groan.]

Stupid Aipy. [And he's taking his communicator back. Aipy sulks and crawls back into the tree for a little.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

How're you feeling, brat?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

STUPID KAZ! [Whiiiine.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

What did I do?

[Mockingly innocent. She knows damn well and she's enjoying it.

[justicereigns]

Oh for the love of -- she and I are going to have a little talk.

And you're going to take a bath before your pokemon decide to lick you clean.

How sick do you feel?

[justicereigns]

... Kaz! [Fists on hips and growling.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Grooooaaaan. He wants to say 'gave him a tummy ache' but it's more like 'gave him sugar' which isn't bad. So he's just gonna settle for being bratty.]

YOU'RE STUPID!

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

What?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Groooaaaannn... And then he sniffles and tries to suck it up.]

I don't want a bath!

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

Fine. I won't give you any more of my candy birdseed, then.

[She is still fighting back laughter.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! SHARE!

[Or he's gonna call you stingy. He groans some more. Stop making fun of hiiiiiim. You're as bad as his brothers.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Like she cares.]

Sorry, I'm stupid, remember?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooo. [And he's marching over to hit her now.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[She's sticking out a foot to hold him at leg's length.]

[justicereigns]

Would you rather get eaten by wild pokemon?

[justicereigns]

Use some restraint or you get to clean up after him.

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Oh and he's just run into her foot. Here comes some really bad flailing. And then he falls back after like thirty seconds because he's tired.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna get eaten! I have Aipy.

[Except the monkey's blowing raspberries at him from the tree.]

Not gonna take a bath!

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[She snickers.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything.

1/2

[justicereigns]

Aipy probably wants to eat you at this point.

Fine. Stay sticky. Not like I give a damn.

[justicereigns]

[Except for the part where he does care and brings Luffy a water-bottle, some stomach meds and wet face cloth.]

Here. Take it. You'll feel better. [SIGH.] You're kind of an idiot, you know that?

[justicereigns]

He said he got all the sugar from you. Don't make me ration you too. I'm trusting you as an adult to be responsible.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I bribed him with it to mess with the monkey chef.