04 ;; [Video - PokéCam]

[little_anchor]

[And the PokeGear turns on to Luffy groaning. He's looking kind of grumbly and sleepy, but the Aipom's stolen his device again.]

Stupid Aipy, give it back!

[The pokémon, offscreen, snickers at him.]

GIVE IT BACK! [And a groan and he holds his stomach. He's covered in sugar, which he's been eating nonstop until most of it's gone. The Aipom does not want to let go though, and just hops back; Luffy's distanced from it, and appears a bit smaller on screen. And in a few seconds, the view goes up, up, up! into a tree.

Luffy grumbles and fishes a pokéball from his pocket.]

Marimo, come out!

[Psch! And it's out. The poor Metapod has no idea what's going on. He just sits there, using harden to defend himself...

Because Luffy's just picked it up...

And thrown it at his own Aipom.

The camera shakes and falls rapidly, screen going black halfway before just turning off. Oops.]

Comments

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

How're you feeling, brat?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

STUPID KAZ! [Whiiiine.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

What did I do?

[Mockingly innocent. She knows damn well and she's enjoying it.

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Grooooaaaan. He wants to say 'gave him a tummy ache' but it's more like 'gave him sugar' which isn't bad. So he's just gonna settle for being bratty.]

YOU'RE STUPID!

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

Fine. I won't give you any more of my candy birdseed, then.

[She is still fighting back laughter.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! SHARE!

[Or he's gonna call you stingy. He groans some more. Stop making fun of hiiiiiim. You're as bad as his brothers.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Like she cares.]

Sorry, I'm stupid, remember?

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooo. [And he's marching over to hit her now.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[She's sticking out a foot to hold him at leg's length.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Oh and he's just run into her foot. Here comes some really bad flailing. And then he falls back after like thirty seconds because he's tired.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[She snickers.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Grumble grumble.] If I could still be rubber I'd beat you up.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't even get close, brat.

[justicereigns]

... Kaz! [Fists on hips and growling.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

What?

[justicereigns]

Use some restraint or you get to clean up after him.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything.

[justicereigns]

He said he got all the sugar from you. Don't make me ration you too. I'm trusting you as an adult to be responsible.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I bribed him with it to mess with the monkey chef.

[justicereigns]

... [Snickers.]

All right, worthy cause. But next time, don't let him know how much you have. Divide it into lots of small bags and give him a small bag and he'll do the same thing for a lot less.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

....Really now.

[Clearly, we are the most responsible adults EVER.]

[justicereigns]

Of course. You don't have to give everything away at once. And Straw-Hat's just a kid. If you give it all to him, he'll eat it all at once instead of saving it and then blame you when it hurts and not want to help next time.

Like I said, ration it.

[Just please don't realize all these tricks Smoker knows of? He only knows because they work on him. Cigars = amazing doggy treat.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Plotting. Good to know.

She can read these, you know. No fourth wall and all that.]

[justicereigns]

[So long as she realizes, he's amazing at pretending denial.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she knows.]