little_anchor: (RAAAAWWWRRRRR)
Monkey D. Luffy ([personal profile] little_anchor) wrote2010-07-17 11:56 pm

04 ;; [Video - PokéCam]

[And the PokeGear turns on to Luffy groaning. He's looking kind of grumbly and sleepy, but the Aipom's stolen his device again.]

Stupid Aipy, give it back!

[The pokémon, offscreen, snickers at him.]

GIVE IT BACK! [And a groan and he holds his stomach. He's covered in sugar, which he's been eating nonstop until most of it's gone. The Aipom does not want to let go though, and just hops back; Luffy's distanced from it, and appears a bit smaller on screen. And in a few seconds, the view goes up, up, up! into a tree.

Luffy grumbles and fishes a pokéball from his pocket.
]

Marimo, come out!

[Psch! And it's out. The poor Metapod has no idea what's going on. He just sits there, using harden to defend himself...

Because Luffy's just picked it up...

And thrown it at his own Aipom.

The camera shakes and falls rapidly, screen going black halfway before just turning off. Oops.
]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumble grumble.] If I could still be rubber I'd beat you up.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't even get close, brat.

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
HE DOESN'T WANNA EAT ME!

[Except he probably does. Luffy just grumbles and hugs his stomach until Smoker brings over the medication. He points at it.]

What's tha--

I'M NOT AN IDIOT!

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yuh-huh! Stupid birdy. My punch is powerful as a pistol!

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not when you're a block of ice.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Though I could also just drop you back in the water.
justicereigns: (Smirk)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
... [Snickers.]

All right, worthy cause. But next time, don't let him know how much you have. Divide it into lots of small bags and give him a small bag and he'll do the same thing for a lot less.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
....Really now.

[Clearly, we are the most responsible adults EVER.]
justicereigns: (careful what you wish for)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
You're sick from eating too much. Even for a D. What do you call that, genius?
justicereigns: (Let it all slip away)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. You don't have to give everything away at once. And Straw-Hat's just a kid. If you give it all to him, he'll eat it all at once instead of saving it and then blame you when it hurts and not want to help next time.

Like I said, ration it.

[Just please don't realize all these tricks Smoker knows of? He only knows because they work on him. Cigars = amazing doggy treat.]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Plotting. Good to know.

She can read these, you know. No fourth wall and all that.]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
NUH-UHHH! [He won't let you! Or something.] You can't make me ice.
justicereigns: (heh)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[So long as she realizes, he's amazing at pretending denial.]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I ate more than that at the buffet and I didn't get sick.

[Your logic: [up here]




His head: [down here]
]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I can when I get my eggs back, brat.
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadly, Smoker is actually going to try to make him think because Smoker is weird and thinks Luffy is craftier than he is.]

Right, so what's different between this time and at the buffet?

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uuuhhh! I'll get my rubber self back and punch you!

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Birdseeds.

[And more grumbling. He starts gnawing on the cloth, since he's not really sure what to do with the meds.]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, she knows.]
justicereigns: (stoic)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Smoker just stares at the cloth gnawing. Luffy has no concept of cleanliness. But he opens up the bottle and take out pill and tosses it in Luffy's mouth.] Swallow.

So maybe the lesson is don't eat so much of this type of food. If you're smart, you'll get why.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Even if you could, it wouldn't hurt. Skele-butt's worse than you.
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Sucks to be Smoker.]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Pill in mouth now. He swallows and cringes; it touched his tongue, eeew.] Was that chalk?

[Oh. Lecture. He half tunes it out, like everything Gramps says. God, you marines are boring. Always teaching life lessons and shit nobody cares about.]

No more birdseeds? Or just a little?

[Because it's not the sugar.]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
No it's not!
justicereigns: (che)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-07-18 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[Eh whatever. Smoker's aware Garp sets records on donut-eating. They can handle inhuman amounts he figures.]

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