07 ;; [Voice]

[little_anchor]

AAAAACEEEE!!! SAAAABBOOOOO!!!!

[And silence, save for Magikarp splashing in the grass. Luffy whines and inhales again.]

SAAAABOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAACEEEEE!!!!

[...nothing.]

Stupid Fish... You don't think my brothers left Violet City already, do you? [There's more splashing. And then an idea hits!]

SMOOKEEEYYYY!! BIIIRRRDDYYYY KAAAAZ!

Where'd Sabo and Ace go?

Comments

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[justicereigns]

[Gently ruffles his head.]

Good. They'll be fine. And you have your idiot cook and Robin here.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[He'll mope, though.]

Uh-huh... I... i have Robin and Sanji!

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[justicereigns]

[Smoker will pretend not to give a damn.]

And a fish.

[Action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

A-and a monkey, and a... um... balloon... and... uh...

A green phallus!

[Grin... grin... Suuulk.] Smokey, I'm hungry.

[Action]

[justicereigns]

Yeah. How do you feel about a Chinese buffet?

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Buffet! I wanna go!

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[justicereigns]

At least you're easy to please.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh? I'm just hungry.

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[justicereigns]

I mean you're not picky.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Oh. Too many foods taste good! Except those berries. Those are kinda gross and they do weird stuff.

[Action]

[justicereigns]

Right. Don't eat those again.

[Action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I won't! They were kinda gross. The other ones tasted funny too.

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[justicereigns]

That's because they're for Pokemon. And Pokemon are pretty damn strange to begin with.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Why can pokémon eat people food and people can't eat pokémon food?

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[justicereigns]

Because people don't have multiple stomachs and therefore extra means of breaking down food we can't digest.

And if you did have more than one stomach, the world would be emptied trying to feed you, bratling.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] I'd get to eat a lot more if I had two stomachs!

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[justicereigns]

Exactly. And you already eat enough for an entire large family. And their pets.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I don't eat that much.

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[justicereigns]

True. But you're short yet.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I'm not short!

[He holds his hands over Smoker's head and grins.] I'm taller than you, see?

[Action]

[justicereigns]

[Laughs.] Oh, you're right. Now I'm in trouble.

[Action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[But since Luffy's not at a good range to struggle or anything, he just settles for messing up Smoker's hair.]

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[justicereigns]

[Smoker.... doesn't care. That's why it's spiky.]

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Probably! Luffy just ruffles it until he's distracted by a pidgey flying overhead.]

SMOKEY LOOK!

[Action]

[justicereigns]

[Glances up.]

A bird?